Men's obsessive love of football can both baffle and enrage wives, girlfriends and women across the country.
Their adoration of the beautiful game has led some to believe they may even prefer it to sex.
· Balls are checked for
firmness
· If a football game's boring
you can leave halfway through without getting yelled at
· High fives are considered
completely appropriate
· In football, size doesn't
matter
· You can yell really
embarrassing things during football and your neighbours won't think you're
weird
· You can eat and drink while
watching football
· You can record football and
watch it back when you're in the mood
· Thee are 22 men to select
from in football, in sex, doesn't quite work that way
· In football it's common
practice to apologise after a poor performance
· It's not
considered weird or dirty to watch football without participating in it
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