...in 1977 Moral campaigner Mary Whitehouse petitions the government to send Billy Bremner back to Scotland after a series of violent challenges which she described as "symptomatic of a permissive society"
...in 2001 Conspiracy theorist Keith Gillespie tells his Blackburn teammates that 9/11 was an inside job
...in 1897 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle publishes his unpopular short story Sherlock Holmes case of the Missing Wing Back
...in 1704 Old Etonian Casual Engineers mock "philistine" opponents Wanderers for attempting to "score" in newly-introduced "goals"
...in 1989 Sooty's sidekick Sweep is introduced to mirror the tactical adulation for sweepers at the time
...in 1994 Confused Giggs discovers loss of form is a product of a small stone in his left boot