As of now, below is the breaking news and the latest happenings in the world of cup,....HMMMM, wink wink* read on
Efan Ekoku: "I can't remember the last time I bought a Toffee Crisp"
Tragedy hits Harchester as fourth plane crash in as many years kills entire squad. Again
Jimmy Greaves still alive, according to reports
Wayne Bridge sprinkles powdered blood diamonds on his Shredded Wheat, say pals
Ameobi blames Newcastle "goldfish bowl" atmosphere for his terrible memory
Gary Megson takes charge of Birmingham match as hilarious prank
Luis Suarez docked week's wages for messing up keep-ups during press photo call
Phil Neville "delighted" with first press coverage in years after Tottenham interest
Torres: "Chance to wear lovely blue shirt too good to turn down"
Andy Carroll sent home from first day of training after admitting he hates the Lightning Seeds